Hello, I am Jay Lang, and you have reached my overly trivial web page... there really is no need for pages like mine, and the topics that are covered are being persued by a handful of people... so, really... visiting here has been an immense waste of time, memory, and cathode rays, so if you would please exit by hitting the 'BACK' button on your server.... Or you could select one of the following topics that I will discuss in further detail...